dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this
The party don’t start till I walk in - fandom style
um I think we are forgetting the best one:
walk up in the club like what up im worshipped by a million teenaged girls with blogs
Sorry, party is over.
Sext: I’d cuddle you so hard you’d feel it from now until you got home from tour
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO IMPREGNATE GIRLS WITHOUT HAVING SEX LIKE GASTON
i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well