i-am-a-cloud:

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

"I’m not a tree; I’m a bush."


relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."


maareep:

That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.

(Source: typhwosion)

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

list of movies: Dirty Dancing  - Release date August 17, 1987
"That was the summer of 1963 - when everybody called me Baby, and it didn’t occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn’t wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I’d never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman’s."


lightspeedsound:

WHAT DOES THIS PERSON ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THO

(Source: afternoonsnoozebutton)

I was at marching band camp today

lgbtcentral:

And my band director, who is gay, was getting REALLY mad at this one specific group of people because they couldn’t make a good line. At one point he threw a drumstick at them and shouted “OH COME ON! EVEN IM STRAIGHTER THAN THIS LINE!”

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